Workouts on Jockey Weight

[Stine Stables]

I know this is digging up an old subject but I thought I'd put it out there again just as a reminder and so that the newer stables think before they claim.

I do timed workouts on jockey weight on some horses both at Stine Stables and Finca Vigia. CLAIMERS BEWARE!

Veteran stables will figure this out but the newer stables may not....ask me if you have a question.

[Operation Shutdown]

Worth Mentioning, I guess.

OS horses will often have slower workout times than normal because I do a lot of stuff with multi-train.

Might be useful when evaluating OS claimers.

gd3

[Finca Vigia Studs]

Tell all the secrets Jeff.....just spill it all...tell them which ones we are working at 130 lbs....tell them about the cheetahs tell them about the monkeys...tell them about that inbred bastard with 5 legs. I don't care just spill all the secrets!!! I give up!

[Operation Shutdown]

Look on the bright side, Jeff didn't say anything about your misguided effort to get "smaller times" by cross breeding with shetland ponies. Wow, was that a waste of a breeding cycle.

[Cannorth Stables]

LOL

[Finca Vigia Studs]

hehe We were actually holding out for quarter horses thinking they'd be 75% faster. I like the way you think. Are you looking for work? Jeff may be suspended soon.

[Stine Stables]

Suspended?!?!? I haven't been paid in a month. Don't make empty threats or you not have anyone left to buy you the lithium pills!

Actually the shetland pony experiment was all that of a disaster. Dwarfism runs in Brian's family so they started having "little horse" races.
It's a big hit in OZ.

[Finca Vigia Studs]

Lithium pills? Ha! That crackpot fly by night insurance company you signed the stable up for only covers shock therapy. So i get that twice a week now. 10 more visits and I get the free labotomy. But on a more serious note didn't we have an agreement..most likely in writing about airing dirty laundry on the forum? Did we forget that? It will be a sad day after all of our effort for all Finca Vigia property to be put up in the next auction. You forget there's plenty of room for me over at GLL. I don't need you Mr. Stine. You need me!


Your Quality Control Manager,
Brian

[Getting Lucky Lodge]

When did this Forum become the Confessional?

But for Nigel's sake I will condense this thread...

Stine (Finca co-pile-it) confesses: "I have been tinkering with the Finca/Stine workout times."
OS confesses: "You call that tinkering? I've been slowing mine down so they won't be claimed".
Brian confesses: "I'm an idiot".
OS confesses: "I've always thought Brian was an idiot"
Cannorth confesses: "I am Canadian, I must laugh at anything I don't understand but I do know that Brian is an idiot"
Brian confesses: "Jeff wears suspenders!"
Jeff confesses: "I haven't enough money for suspenders" (then something about Brian short-changing him) "but I have enough money for lithium batteries"
Brian confesses: "I have been on crack for years and I need to do laundry" then blah blah blah GLL blah blah blah bl.....

That's pretty much it Nigel.

[Operation Shutdown]

Succinctly put.

[Getting Lucky Lodge]

European Import

Our spies have secured video evidence of a recent Finca Vigia stud:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GFAcdHJSwA

[Cannorth Stables]

LOL A good one Norm, sorry Brian, but nearly p.....d myself laughing.
I better not laugh to much, but, it IS FUNNY... as the saying go's "Laughter is healthy" but.... but..... but..... "Is that one of your experiments"? Hmmmmm.....

[Stine Stables]

GLL jockey training video -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOhF...eature=related

[Finca Vigia Studs]

Hahahahahaha I hate you all

When I first signed up for D/D and I saw that line that says we want to make all your dreams of owning a virtual horse come true. This is what I thought. I've been disappointed here so far.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YmB5Se_9Is

lol as far as the secret GLL video. Our horses may not win but they sure as hell look good.

[Ginkamo Stables]

Great videos!